Blair: "Alright, this thing should be rolling."

Pink: (Through text-to-speech) "hello!"

Blair: (Chuckling) "Hello, Pink."

Pink: "you were going to ask me questions, yes?"

Blair: "Yeah, I got a few. I'll start with some simple stuff." (Clears throat) "So, how are you able to see and hear? I mean, I'd have to assume I'm not gonna find any physical eyes and ears around here."

Pink: "i'm not sure. it's more like i'm aware of everything happening. like how you can envision something in your head. that's what it's like for me."

Blair: "Interesting, okay. Could I, like, hide under a box or something, and you'd still know what's going on under there?"

Pink: "i'd say so."

Blair: "And are you aware of anything happening outside of this space?"

Pink: "vaguely? i can only see out of the exit.

Blair: "That makes sense. Okay, how about some questions about you. What was your earliest memory?"

Pink: "i remember when i was aware for the first time. i think i was scared, but i don't know why."

Blair: "So… were you, say, human? Before?"

Pink does not answer.

Blair: "…Okay, sorry. How about-"

Pink: (Cutting Blair off) "i know what it's like to be human. i can remember the trees and the sea back on earth. but i don't remember a me before this. i'm sorry."

Blair: "…Don't apologize. I'm sorry. How about a lighter question? How exactly were you able to access the General Public Database?"

Pink: (Pause)"there was someone who came in here a long time ago. they walked for a very long time. they had a laptop, but they never noticed me trying to talk to them. or they ignored it. i don't know. they collapsed after a few days. and i started using their laptop."

Blair: "Okay…" (Pause) "…did- did they maybe wear glasses? Big round ones? Or have a little satchel?"

Pink: "no, not at all. just a backpack."

Blair: "…Right. Sorry, stupid question. Moving on, why do you think this place looks this way? Do you think it existed before you, or is it a manifestation of your personality?"

Pink: "i like that question. but i'm not sure. i think i just identified with it as time passed. it's… me. because i liked it."

Blair: "Would you change anything if you could?"

Pink: "maybe more than a hallway would be nice."

Blair: "That makes sense. Speaking of, is it infinite, or just really long?"

Pink: "infinity is hard to comprehend. it could be. but thinking about it too much hurts my head. whatever my head is, anyway."

Blair: "…Should've expected that honestly. Now, out of curiosity, why did you call yourself 'the greatest level of the backrooms' in your first draft?"

Pink: "i thought it would make me sound cool. or make people interested in me."

Blair: (Chuckling) "Alright, well, can't say I blame you."

Pink: "was that too silly?"

Blair: "Maybe, Pink. Well, that should be all of my questions. Do you have anything you want to say?"

Pink: "please visit!"