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The King of Ducks

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Hi :)

pnn wepmpnn wepm made this mess.

Go read my works brah…

The theme used is Tesseract by ReyDayReyDay.

Quack!

Unfortunately, due to the nature of the materials that you will be exposed to, you will not be allowed to leave until you read this whole author page on pnn wepmpnn wepm. AKA, the King of Ducks!

But who is the King of Ducks?

I just told you dork, it's pnn wepmpnn wepm.

Actually, they have two personalities. One is serious, when they're the rock, and the other is silly, when they become the duck.

QUACK!

(Transforms into rock form to be super serious.)

Oh hi, I'm Sooshi. Although 100% of people I meet mispronounce this. It's not pronounced Sushi, it's actually pronounced Sue-Shy. YOU GOT TH-

Anyway I'm lazy so I'll just bullet list stuff for you creepy nerds:

  • I'm 19 years old.
  • I'm from ye' old England.
  • I joined the community in June 2023.
  • My pronouns are He/Him.
  • My fav colour is green.
    • …and purple… okay I actually have 2 fav colours.
  • I kinda like gaming.
  • Bananas are my fav food for some reason.
  • Ducks are my fav anima- DUCKS!!!!!
  • I'm unemployed :(
  • This is my face reveal.












My Creations & Stuff Idk

hey so one day i decided to write here and boom these were born




Levels




Level 203 - "it's a dead end."

Posted on 17 June 2026.

Sneak Peek

It's time to accept fate.


Original version written by

CutTheBirchCutTheBirch

Critiqued by

Greggita MahayfaioGreggita Mahayfaio
SquibbleZombieSquibbleZombie
neptunium153neptunium153

Posted under contest perms.






Entities




Entity 288 - "An Operative's Encounter With Two Stupid Ducks"

Posted on 11 November 2024.

Sneak Peek

The large duck pulled some sort of envelope out from his feathers and was about to start talking, until the small duck interrupted.


Critiqued by

MisterNemuMisterNemu

Posted under contest perms.






Objects




Object 63 - "Don't you hate it when you go missing for a year, then you return wearing a pair of slippers that won't shut up?"

Posted on 13 May 2026.

Sneak Peek

The ear-splitting sound jolted Jared upright instantly. The sounds… they're back!


Critiqued by

AstryxAstryx
CubicalLaboratoryCubicalLaboratory
CROOOKIECROOOKIE
vangevange
DrAkimotoDrAkimoto

Greenlit by vangevange






Tales




What's Behind?

Posted on 28 February 2026.

Sneak Peek

Continuing the walk that never ends, the sounds of your footsteps continue echoing around. But then the floorboards' creaking comes to a halt as you turn a corner and face a door. It is an ornate entryway fixed to the tattered wallpaper, its surface smooth to the touch, the wood coated in pearly white paint, and it didn't appear out of place compared to an ordinary door.


Critiqued by

AstryxAstryx
DrAkimotoDrAkimoto
dr_swaggfield does not match any existing user name

Cleared by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto




The Wrong Stage

Posted on 19 March 2026.

Sneak Peek

Regardless, the Comedian has a job to do, so xe shuts the door, descends the stairs, and strides onto the stage, doing xir best to hide xir uncertainty. Xe looks at the guests sitting down, and they feel a little familiar, but something about them still feels wrong. On the stage are two seats — useless to the Comedian of course, jokes aren't funny enough sitting down — and a microphone within its holder. Despite the uncertain feelings xe has, stepping onto a grand stage always gives Comedian a sense of purpose, enough to give these feelings a backseat in xir mind. Instead, xir mind was now racing with ideas to make the people gag. Xe grips the mic, picks it up, and, wasting no more time, begins the performance.


Critiqued by

eggsyleggsyl
Light_NateLight_Nate1
CROOOKIECROOOKIE
DrAkimotoDrAkimoto

Greenlit by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto















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I'm surrounded by ducks!

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