Shoulda' Stayed in Eleven (Tale, 8.4k words)

Notes: AO3-ass shit — action, nonsensical plot progression, forced sex arc. It's a little shitpost I made for scutoid studios after a Discord joke got stale. It slowly went from being ironic to a sincere love-letter to Robert Ludlum and John Grisham. Hope it's not the worst! (it is, i think, but like it's not that bad compared to the rest of wikidot fiction hopefully)

Only Destiny (Tale, 5.2k words /w centurys lute)

Notes: Some of my best work ever. It's actually half-good! The poetry isn't embarassing for webfiction, anyways, although I'm sure an expert could punch holes in my sestinas and free verse like swiss cheese >_> I'm proud of it and how it came out at the very least. Probably, I'll get to the point where this is embarassingly dogshit the way the majority of my work is, but while this is fresh on my mind, I'm happy with it ^^ Plus the art really helps… knowing someone liked my work enough to doodle for it, even if they're my coauthor is fun and helps stave off the knowledge of being ultimately unworthy of anything writing-wise.

Wynths' Complete Blurbcon2026 Review! (Essay, 9.1k words)

Notes: I liked this one! It's simple, it's fun, it's a break from me and my horrible, fucking awful dogshit fiction writing that's always just out of reach of being actually good except on the rarest of occasions. It's probably not worth reading unless you're autistically into Wikidot fiction and writing in general the way I am but hey! Give it a shot? I put interludes in there to make the crit easier to choke down lol.

Selenophilia / The Goddess (Tale, 17.2k words)

Notes: I wanted to channel McCarthy energy on this one — in retrospect, it made the piece so long and so ridiculously verbose that the ideas this one presents is far more compelling than the bulk of its narration (although Pt. 2 with the poem is probably neat). Not that good, but it was ambitious and I really tried. A for effort.

The facelings will come back though. I'm also thinking I might actually finish and post Foremost, but that depends on how much I can be assed to fix this dogshit obsession with overlong sentences that I acquiried from Outer Dark (the incest mccarthy book).