I applaud you. It does feel a little scp-ish but I hope something similar to this doesn't actually exist in scp for its creativity. A page that gave me intrigue like no other else…. at some point, we were all just like Maurice or Little Shit.
"This is pure glass. You're a goddamn artist. This is art, monsieur Albuquerque." Bravo, bravo.

in front of tens of people.
This line made me snort.
]]>Many thanks to LiminalDoctor for his valuable crits, as well as the people who have read the first version of this phenomenon.