Many thanks to LiminalDoctor for his valuable crits, as well as the people who have read the first version of this phenomenon.

I love this phenomenon 🐷

+1

alba self insert (maurice) is real!!!!!!!!!

in front of tens of people.

This line made me snort.

This is one of my favorite articles on the site

with a capital L.

I applaud you. It does feel a little scp-ish but I hope something similar to this doesn't actually exist in scp for its creativity. A page that gave me intrigue like no other else…. at some point, we were all just like Maurice or Little Shit.

"This is pure glass. You're a goddamn artist. This is art, monsieur Albuquerque." Bravo, bravo.